(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  Christmas

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Cynical Definitions

The right holiday celebrated for the wrong reasons.

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n. A specific day of the year celebrated by retailers.

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Cynical Quotations

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.

— Roy Blount Jr.

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