Thanks for proving, once again, that no matter how low we can go, our fans can go lower.

Your Cynical Suggestion has been forwarded to out Chief Cynic … and the FBI … and your local mental health officials. Expect a call from two of those three shortly.

Meanwhile, do indulge in more madness within the pages of the Cynical Website. If you like the content, and want to take it with you to the bathroom (because, hey, who doesn’t) you can buy the Devil’s Dictionary: New Millennium Edition directly from Amazon. Jeff Bezos will personally deliver it to you while you are on the commode.