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Venturi’s Two Laws of Life

1. Never tell everything at once.

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If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

He maltreats the God's.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Life, not this web site.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

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