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When all else fails, read the **&@%@! manual.

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Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

We know you can read … buy this book!

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Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

He maltreats the God's.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

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Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

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