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Immutable Laws of Procrastination
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  • Procrastinating shortens the amount of time you spend on a job, and ultimatley transfers the burden to someone else.
  • Procrastinating reduces anxiety by reducing the expected quality of the finished product.
  • Procrastination helps avoid boredom as there is always something important left to do.

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