(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  youth

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Cynical Definitions

n. The Period of Possibility, followed by Fortnights of Folly.

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Cynical Quotations

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.

— Unknown

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The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.

— George Chapman

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

— Oscar Wilde

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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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