(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  whiskey

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n. A drink of heroes because only heroes would dare drink the stuff.

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n. A consumable liquid made of one part thunder-and-lighting, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-grave, and four parts Satan (all of which explains its raging popularity).

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