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n. A funeral where you smell your own flowers. Rate it! |
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n. A paradoxical event often mistaken as a birth (by the bride) and a funeral (by the groom). Rate it! |
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n. A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing is undertaken to become supportable. Rate it! |
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I Have a Better One! The only difference between a wedding and a funeral is, there is one less person standing at a funeral. — Cliff Cole Rate it! |
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