n. A way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
— Terry Pratchett
The marvels of modern technology include the development of a soda can which, when discarded, will last forever and a ,000 car, which, when properly cared for, will rust out in two or three years.
— Paul Harwitz
There are three paths to ruin – gambling, women and technology. Gambling is the quickest, women are the most enjoyable, but technology is the most reliable.
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
— Alice Kahn