(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  suicide

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Cynical Definitions

n. Your way of telling God "You can't fire me! I quit!"

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n. The most sincere form of self-criticism.

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Cynical Quotations

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

— Cyril Connolly

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