(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  selfish

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Cynical Definitions

adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

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adj. Singularly concerned with the benefit of the one reliable person in your life.

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Cynical Quotations

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

— Gustave Flaubert

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