(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  recount

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Cynical Definitions

n. In American politics, another throw of the dice. A gift provided to the player against whom the dice are loaded.

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Cynical Quotations

When a man named Daley from Chicago gets off an airplane and says "I'm here to help you count your ballots", it is time to load your shotgun. (uttered during the Florida presidential recount of 2000)

— Guy Smith

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