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n. A person who while falling from a cliff declares "See, I am not injured yet." Rate it! |
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n. A person with a digestive disorder who is incapable of getting nutrition from reality. Rate it! |
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n. A person without experience. Rate it! |
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n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white. Rate it! |
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I Have a Better One! An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. — Bill Vaughan Rate it! |
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum. — Havelock Ellis Rate it! |
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. — Irving Caesar Rate it! |
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