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Word:  ocean

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Cynical Definitions

n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world, made by The Creator for man - who has no gills.

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Cynical Quotations

The fact that humans can drown in 2/3 of the world shows God's ultimate plan for us. If global warming is a fact, it shows man's desire to accelerate the process.

— Guy Smith

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