(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  male

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Cynical Definitions

n. A member of the unconsidered, or negligible sex. The male of the human race is commonly known (to the female) as Mere Man. The genus, according to female biologists, has two varieties: good providers and exes.

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Cynical Quotations

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

— Jilly Cooper

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