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Word:  logic

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Cynical Definitions

n. The art of being wrong with confidence (see Statistics).

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n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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Cynical Quotations

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

— Laurence J. Peter

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If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

— Unknown

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We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.

— David Russell

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