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Word:  liar

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Cynical Definitions

n. A lawyer who has secured his retainer.

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Cynical Quotations

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

— Claud Cockburn

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It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

— Jerome K. Jerome

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

— Will Rogers

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We often hope that our elected officials are lying to us, because the alternative is that they really are the rank imbeciles that they appear to be.

— William Ferraiolo

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