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n. The stock analyst that just downgraded your largest holding. Rate it! |
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n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. Rate it! |
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I Have a Better One! The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters. — Unknown Rate it! |
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. — Rich Cook Rate it! |
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain Rate it! |
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The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line. — Ambrose Bierce Rate it! |
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