(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  grandchildren

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Cynical Definitions

n. God's reward for not killing your kids.

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Cynical Quotations

Children are God's punishment for having sex. And Grandchildren are God's reward for putting up with them.

— Ronald Appel

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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

— Sam Levenson

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