(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  gossip

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Cynical Definitions

n. A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

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n. What is said about objects of flattery when they are not present.

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Cynical Quotations

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

— Will Rogers

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No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.

— Bertrand Russell

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You never see a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.

— Unknown

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