football

n. A religion in Texas, a sport in America, an acting career elsewhere.

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Cynical Quotations

The Super Bowl has become so commercialized, its religious meaning is in danger of being lost completely.

— John Alejandro King

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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

— Erma Bombeck

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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.

— George Will

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