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Word:  finance

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n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the 'i' long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.

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n. The process of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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