(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  electricity

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Cynical Definitions

n. The seed technology for all forms of modern suffering including unsolicited email, advertising, and television.

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n. The power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else.

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