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Cynical Definitions

n. What no-one else will do at the moment.

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n. That which guides us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

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n. What should be done without asking, but never is.

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Cynical Quotations

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

— George Bernard Shaw

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