(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  doctor

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Cynical Definitions

n. A professional who kills your ills with pills, then kills you with his bills.

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Cynical Quotations

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.

— Lord Salisbury

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A recent survey was said to prove that the people we Americans most admire are our politicians and doctors. I don't believe it. They are simply the people we are most afraid of. And with the most reason.

— Unknown

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