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Word:  dictator

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Cynical Definitions

n. The chief of a nation that prefers the pestilence of despotism to the plague of democracy.

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n. A leader elected by the ballot of the bullet, usually unanimously.

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Cynical Quotations

Television has made dictatorship impossible but democracy unbearable.

— Shimon Peres

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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.

— Harry S Truman

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