(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

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Cynical Definitions

n. A magician who, by putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

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n. One of the professional class of sadists, the only others of note being the dominatrix and IRS agents (though the different between these two classes is obscure).

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