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Cynical Definitions

n. A period of twenty-four mostly misspent hours.

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Cynical Quotations

[A day] is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper – the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort. These two kinds of social activity overlap.

— Ambrose Bierce

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

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