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Cynical Definitions

n. A state of imminent personal peril. When the condition is applied to anyone else, it is called "misfortune" or "justice" depending on the level of fondness for the victim.

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Cynical Quotations

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

— George Bernard Shaw

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

— Voltaire

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