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Word:  dancing

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Cynical Definitions

n. The vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

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Cynical Quotations

Baptists don't believe in sex standing up, because it might lead to dancing.

— Unknown

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You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."

— Sir Arnold Bax

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