(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  consultant

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Cynical Definitions

n. An independent professional who tells you the time, then borrows your watch, tells you the date, keeps the watch, and sends you an invoice equal to the Bolivian national debt.

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

— Scott Adams

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