conscience
n. An inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
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n. What hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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n. What makes a boy tell his parents before his sister can.
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Cynical Quotations
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
— Steven Wright
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
— Doug Larson
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