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Cynical Definitions

n. A limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

n. The distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.

n. The artful form of decadence.

Cynical Quotations

Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments - owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

— Unknown

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

— Sigmund Freud

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

— Oscar Wilde

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

— Henry Allen