boss

n. The person who is supposed to know infinitely more about your job than you do, but who knows infinitely less.

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n. Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Cynical Quotations

When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

— Unknown

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