(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

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n. The landing strip for feminine fingernails.

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n. That part of the body where the cunning insert the knife, as opposed to the front which is preferred by the guileless.

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n. That part of a friend's anatomy that you contemplate during times of adversity.

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