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Word:  atheist

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Cynical Definitions

n. An evangelist in the church of agnosticism.

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n. The ultimate gambler.

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Cynical Quotations

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.

— G. K. Chesterton

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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. What does an atheist say when she’s having an orgasm? “Darwin! Oh, Darwin!”

— Unknown

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I'm a born-again atheist.

— Gore Vidal

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I'm still an atheist, thank God.

— Luis Bunuel

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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support

— John Buchan

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A dead atheist is someone who's all dressed up with no place to go.

— James Duffecy

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