(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  alien

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Cynical Definitions

n. An American in his or her probationary state.

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n. A sentient being from a distant planet, bizarre in appearance, manner, and speech. Indistinguishable from a Californian.

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Cynical Quotations

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

— Robert Orben

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