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Cynical Definitions

n. That period in life where we overindulge in those vices we still cherish, and revile those we no longer have the strength to commit.

Cynical Quotations

I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

— Tom Stoppard

Don't complain about growing old - many people don't have that privilege.

— Earl Warren

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

— Unknown

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

— Unknown

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

— E. Joseph Crossman

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

— Woody Allen

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.

— Doris Day

We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.

— Don Delillo