(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  adultery

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Cynical Definitions

n. A form of amnesia where one forgets who their mate is.

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n. The application of democracy to love.

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n. Playing panky under the wrong hanky.

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n. The practice of sleeping in the wrong bed.

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