(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  actor

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Cynical Definitions

n. Someone who hates himself so much he has to be someone else.

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Cynical Quotations

God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

— Garrison Keillor

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Actors are the opposite of people.

— Tom Stoppard

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