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Word:  accordion

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Cynical Definitions

n. A musical instrument in harmony (accord) with the sentiments of an assassin.

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Cynical Quotations

No one can ever again be taken seriously after having played an accordion in public.

— Charles Gilbert

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

— Unknown

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