(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  accident

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Cynical Definitions

n. The inevitable failure of human intelligence in the face of natural law. See "physics".

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n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

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Cynical Quotations

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

— Nathaniel Borenstein

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