Internet
n. Virtual non-reality.
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n. An electronic system for interconnecting computers around the world, and thus providing faster and more reliable ways for crashing them.
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n. A vast suppository of information.
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Cynical Quotations
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
— Penn Jillette
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
— Robert Wilensky
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The Internet is like having at your disposal the largest library in the world, but a library where someone comes in every night and rearranges the books at random.
— Unknown
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