n. Virtual non-reality.
n. An electronic system for interconnecting computers around the world, and thus providing faster and more reliable ways for crashing them.
n. A vast suppository of information.
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
— Penn Jillette
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
— Robert Wilensky
The Internet is like having at your disposal the largest library in the world, but a library where someone comes in every night and rearranges the books at random.