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Cynical Definitions

n. An electronic system for interconnecting computers around the world, and thus providing faster and more reliable ways for crashing them.

n. A vast suppository of information.

Cynical Quotations

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

— Penn Jillette

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.

— Robert Wilensky

The internet is like having at your disposal the largest library in the world, but library where someone comes in every night and rearranges the books at random.

— Unknown