Christian
n. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with their favorite sins.
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n. One who believes that the New Testament is divinely inspired teachings suited for the spiritual uplift of his neighbors.
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Cynical Quotations
Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan – spoiled.
— Israel Zangwill
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