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From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

He maltreats the God's.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Life, not this web site.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

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