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Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

He maltreats the God's.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Life, not this web site.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

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