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Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Life, not this web site.

He maltreats the God's.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

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