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If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

He maltreats the God's.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Life, not this web site.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

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