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Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

He maltreats the God's.

Life, not this web site.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

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